Short jokes

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

How I talk: Hello

How Stitch talks: HeLlO.

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.