Pakistan jokes

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

The Arabian Sea is in which state?

Liquid.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

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My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

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