Short jokes
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Wait, that's me.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.