Short jokes
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
69.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.