Short jokes

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Rape is a touchy subject.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nonye.

Nonye who?

Nonye buisness.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.