Short jokes
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.