Vote jokes
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Vote for Kris!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!