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America

Anonymous

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Die

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

Vote for the better joke

Guy

School Shooter Memes

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Kid

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

Vote for the better joke

Difference

BenShapiroIsNotShort

Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat… The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

Puns

Not me

Who are voting for this election I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!

Puns

Anonymous

Q?: Why didn’t the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.

Puns

Anonymous

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

Fat

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow

People

selfishking#781

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

Kid

School Shooter Memes

VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

Vote for the better joke

Politics

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

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Fat

School Shooter Memes

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

Cat

Anonymous

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

Man

Christiana

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out

Kid

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

Vote for the better joke

Hand

DESPAIR

So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I’m not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh

Die

evil

if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

Politics

Indra Prihatna

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

Air

Anonymous

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

source:

Biden

MAGAnon

He only won the election because of rigging 82 milion votes my ass Ask me for proof

Fat

School Shooter Memes

VOTING SEMIFINAL 2

LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke

Difference

Jokes towards white people

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: looks at them stupid Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.

1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it’s heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So… Still a loser. People can’t be racist to a racist. It just doesn’t make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>

Friend

Anonymous

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we’d end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

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