Vote jokes
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Vote for Kris!
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!