America

Anonymous

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Difference

BenShapiroIsNotShort

Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat… The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

Puns

Not me

Who are voting for this election I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!

Trump

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

Puns

Anonymous

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

Cat

Anonymous

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

Politics

Indra Prihatna

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

Cat

Anonymous

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

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Bomb

Anonymous

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we’d end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

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