Short jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.