Short jokes

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

'Cause they only had 4 trucks.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.