Short jokes
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
My dishwasher is broke.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
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