Short jokes
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What are you on? YouTube.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.