Short jokes
Dick.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
9/11.
I have a trombone.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Lorne Armstrong
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.