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Egg Cracking

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A very bad pun
8 years ago
  • Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

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    Listen up, genius. The joke is that "crack me up" can mean something is funny, but also eggs crack. Get it? You are definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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