Pirate's Favorite Shop

This is a pun, using the 'Arrr' sound pirates are known for, and making it sound like 'Argos' which is a popular retail store.

• Pirate
• Shop
• Store
• Parrot
• Sword
• Retail

• Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
• Where did the pirate pay his taxes? Aye, Argh, Sea.
• What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
• What does every pirate hate? A small chest with no booty.