Pirate's Favorite Shop

This is a pun, using the 'Arrr' sound pirates are known for, and making it sound like 'Argos' which is a popular retail store.

• Pirate
• Shop
• Store
• Parrot
• Sword
• Retail

• Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
• What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
• Where did the pirate pay his taxes? Aye, Argh, Sea.
• What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!