I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Santa's Revenge
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. The joke is that the person tried to off Santa, but Santa's a stone-cold killer. He wasted the dude's dad and then pigged out on cookies. You probably think cookies are healthy, huh? Newsflash, genius: they're mostly sugar and fat. No wonder you didn't get the joke.
A very bad joke
If you don't get it, santa isn't real and your mum and dad eat the cookies