How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Jesus' whistle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! Jesus got nailed to the cross, right? So, he's got holes in his hands. Therefore, he whistles through the hole, get it? It's not rocket science, but for you, it might as well be, you brainless ape.
Sweet God
God be cracking up on this up there