Short jokes
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.