Short jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.