Short jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Gaykelyu
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
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Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*