Short jokes
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!