Short jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.