Short jokes
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Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
97 percent of women...
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