Short jokes
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"