Short jokes
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.