Short jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Good morning.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.