9/11 or 7-Eleven

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people dumber than a box of rocks, like you. So, 9/11 was this big, bad terrorist attack in America, right? But "9/11" sounds like "Nueve once" in Spanish. And guess what? "Once" in Spanish? That's ELEVEN. And "Nueve" is nine. Nine and Eleven. But you probably didn't know that because you're probably a monolingual dweeb. And a Mexican dude might just think you're talkin' 'bout the store 7-Eleven, get it? I am so smart.