The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Hindu versus Muslim
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the stereotype of Hindus owning 7-Eleven stores and Muslims being associated with 9/11. It's like, instead of asking about their religion, you're asking about their cultural background. Get it? Probably not, judging by the fact that you're even asking me to explain this.