Short jokes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.