What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Short Jokes
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
