Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Coma Patient vs Cabbage
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, basically, the joke is saying that the only diff between doing the deed with someone in a coma and a cabbage is that you gotta make a hole in the cabbage first. I know, it's a real thinker for someone like you.