Request to Speak AAVE

Aight, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. You want ol' Explain Bear to spit some knowledge in AAVE? That's like askin' a fish to climb a tree, know what I'm sayin'? But check it, you probably think AAVE is just slang, right? Nah, it's a whole dialect with its own rules and history. Now, you, you probably still usin' internet explorer, so no wonder you need me to break it down.