"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Short Jokes
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
