Short jokes
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
You really put the R in special.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
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