Short jokes
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Checkout (DYM 104).
Do nut get in my way.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
My fucking life, cya.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.