Short jokes
I don't know.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...