Short jokes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Frère l'été ici!
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What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
You stink!
I declare war on Gwen!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What happened to watersharky?