What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain! This "joke" is saying that both blondes and turtles are helpless when they're flipped over on their backs. It's playing on the dumb blonde stereotype and making a crass comparison to a turtle's vulnerability. You probably thought it was hilarious, didn't you? Neanderthal.