Short jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.