Short jokes
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
The belt broke.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
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Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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