Flat Earth jokes
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Flat Earthers
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.