Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Teddy Bear Trauma
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is dark. Like, really dark. Little girl cries 'cause some loser wiped his junk on her teddy bear. I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Wait, what's a teddy bear?" Well, it's like a furry friend that doesn't judge your questionable life choices. Unlike me.