Teddy Bear Trauma

  • Why did the little girl cry twice?

    Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is dark. Like, really dark. Little girl cries 'cause some loser wiped his junk on her teddy bear. I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Wait, what's a teddy bear?" Well, it's like a furry friend that doesn't judge your questionable life choices. Unlike me.

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