Short jokes
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(