Relationship and Suicide

This is a dark joke that uses a self-deprecating punchline. The setup asks what a relationship and suicide have in common, and the punchline answers by saying that "I always fail on committing," which plays on the dual meaning of "committing" to a relationship and committing suicide.

• Suicide
• Relationship
• Common
• Life
• Commitment
• Failure

• Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
• I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
• Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one.
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.