I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's classmate is dyin', right? And instead of, like, sayin' somethin' deep, they're cryin' about their pen leakin' on their computer. Like anyone cares about a busted computer when they're meetin' their maker, genius!