Short jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

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