Short jokes

Short jokes

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).