Short jokes
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?