Short jokes
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. đ đ¤Łđ
Why canât you kidnap an orphan?
Because you canât steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
Penis, neck, rope?
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until itâs time to hang them from a tree.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesnât?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans donât?
A parent.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walkerâs funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.