Short jokes
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!