Short jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Mole
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Kobe got irl canceled.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"