Short jokes
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Me and the boys are cool.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.