Short jokes
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.