Short jokes
Me and the boys are cool.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Paper.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.