Short jokes
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
You're gay, stop reading.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Mole
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.