Short jokes

Short jokes

Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.