Short jokes
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
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Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.