Short jokes
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.