Short jokes

Short Jokes

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.