Short jokes
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.