Short jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.