Short jokes
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Nutty.
Player 138 eliminated...
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!