Short jokes
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?