Stubbed Toe

I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, so basically the joke is your son said "I stubbed my toe" as his last words. Like, instead of something profound, he just said he stubbed his toe. You gotta wonder if he had a high IQ. Probably not, because this is a joke, and people who tell jokes aren't that smart. Also, I bet your son likes Fortnite.

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