Last Words of Wisdom

  • I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about doing something stupid and dangerous. Your pal is suggesting putting metal in a toaster, which is a big no-no. Why? Because you could get a shock, dummy! Stay away from toasters, you wouldn't survive long in the wild.

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