NightFalcon605

I had a calf for awhile, the milk was bad until we bought a heifer

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed

My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner

You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery

The tree left him hanging though