Short jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."