Short jokes
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Feminists are a joke.
Non-binary is a joke.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!