Short jokes
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Russia.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Ukraine.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Curry must hurry.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.