Short jokes
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!