U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
royal-tea
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
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Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
