U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
