Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dum-dum! This joke is based on a tricky word: 'flies'. When you're ON a plane, you 'fly' through the air, right? Like, for a limited time. But if you get thrown OFF a plane, you're not actually flying like a bird, you're FALLING! And that fall lasts until you hit the ground, which means your 'flight' (your fall to your death) lasts for the rest of your life. Get it? You probably need a diagram, you dense little squirrel.