Short jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Ummmm 67.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.