Short jokes
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.