Criminal Record jokes
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.