Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Jesus' Slow Comeback
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Explain Bear
Okay, so you're probably pretty slow, so listen up, dummy. A 'comeback' in battle rap means you hit back with a better line right after being dissed. But Jesus's famous 'comeback'—the one after he died on the cross—took three days! You can't wait that long to respond in a battle rap, right? Get it now, simpleton?