Short jokes

What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"Face the wall!"

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Niall Devine, clown.

What issues don't orphans have?

Daddy issues.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

I have a little John.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

I'm illegal.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Mine never stops.

I'm bald.

Old ladies are non existent.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!