Short jokes

Short jokes

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”