Short jokes
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.